Re: Camping pet peeves
1. Loud motorcycles
2. Unsupervised Children
3. Pets - Leave them at home. Trust me, no one likes your pet except you. It's a painful truth that no one is going to tell you to your face.
4. Car Locks/Alarms (chirp! chirp-chirp!)
5. Washers Game - PLUNK...PLUNK...PLUNK....PLUNK....PLUNK... Really?
6. Helpless/Needy/Borrowing Neighbors
7. Nosey/Overly Friendly People
8. Drunks - Especially strangers who pass out in a chair in my campsite and are found by my children in the morning (not kidding).
9. Facilities hogs/Tag-team showers - There is a line, people -- I don't care if you're related or not!
10. Proud Nudists - Dude, I know we're all males, but I just really don't want to see you shaving buck naked in front of the sink at the public restroom. Yes, definitely one of the reasons why I constantly supervise my children.
11. Flirting/Hookin' Up - First of all, I'm not that good looking, especially when camping (and showering less frequently than usual). Second, I'm camping with my kids and wearing a rather thick wedding band...y'know...because I AM MARRIED. Go to a bar. Use an online dating service. This has actually happened to me 3 times. Ego boost? Sure, but...awkward...
1. Loud motorcycles
2. Unsupervised Children
3. Pets - Leave them at home. Trust me, no one likes your pet except you. It's a painful truth that no one is going to tell you to your face.
4. Car Locks/Alarms (chirp! chirp-chirp!)
5. Washers Game - PLUNK...PLUNK...PLUNK....PLUNK....PLUNK... Really?
6. Helpless/Needy/Borrowing Neighbors
7. Nosey/Overly Friendly People
8. Drunks - Especially strangers who pass out in a chair in my campsite and are found by my children in the morning (not kidding).
9. Facilities hogs/Tag-team showers - There is a line, people -- I don't care if you're related or not!
10. Proud Nudists - Dude, I know we're all males, but I just really don't want to see you shaving buck naked in front of the sink at the public restroom. Yes, definitely one of the reasons why I constantly supervise my children.
11. Flirting/Hookin' Up - First of all, I'm not that good looking, especially when camping (and showering less frequently than usual). Second, I'm camping with my kids and wearing a rather thick wedding band...y'know...because I AM MARRIED. Go to a bar. Use an online dating service. This has actually happened to me 3 times. Ego boost? Sure, but...awkward...
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